Pop Culture

All right, it has come to my attention that there are some of you in the audience who thinks this is just a fake blog set up by some punk-ass joker with too much time on his hands, and that the real Saruman wouldn't know so much about pop culture that he could write parodies of Aerosmith songs and shit.

Well to all you doubting skeptics out there, there's a perfectly good explanation for this. I just read it up on Wikipedia. At super-wizard-speed. Do you know how many articles there are on the cartoon shows of the 1980's alone? Who do you think has too much time on their hands now, eh? Go back to your conspiracy theories about how NASA faked the moon landing, and don't meddle in the affairs of wizards.

Losers. I mean, seriously?

Steve Ballmer Says Linux Infringes Microsoft's IP

I saw this in the news today, where Steve "Monkeyboy" Ballmer makes this interesting comment:

Linux "uses our intellectual property" and Microsoft wanted to "get the appropriate economic return for our shareholders from our innovation."

Notice that the sentence doesn't really say anything, it's just to spread FUD. Personally I'd like to see them actually go to court over this. The litigation bloodbath won't be easy on Microsoft (although it also painful for the poor people on the receiving end of the sweaty gorilla's wrath).

I'm fairly sick of this fat buffoon and all of his mindless drooling sheep acolytes. Saruman says "Put your money where your mouth is, or else put a sock in it monkeyboy".

Odd Korean Weather

This is disturbing news, folks.

To my readers in Korea, heed my words!

DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!

The Man Cheney Shot Gets Minor Heart Attack

Harry Whittington, the poor fella who got shot by Dick Cheney got a minor heart attack today. Apparently being shot by a Dick Cheney is like being bitten by a werewolf; you slowly turn into one.

Cheney's Got A Gun

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did his lawyer do?

Now I can't be the first wizard to have come up with that after reading this story, can I?

Dagor Dagorath

This is old news, but pretty awesome so I'll post it anyway.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

They mention Mithrandir (twice dammit), but forgot about me. Bah. Otherwise, an excellent piece of art.

Concerning Tolkien

It turns out that the history of the past ages isn't as lost as I thought, but instead has been researched by a respectable Oxford professor named J.R.R Tolkien, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. (Yes I ripped that off from Mark Twain, for all of you academic types screaming "plagiarism"! It's a homage dammit).

I've spent considerable amount of time reading his works, and then I saw these popular movies made by a Peter Jackson... ugh. While I admire his choice of casting (Christopher Lee resembles me quite a bit), however did he get the idea that I died falling off the balcony? Good grief. I have a bone to pick with this fellow.