The Man Cheney Shot Gets Minor Heart Attack

Harry Whittington, the poor fella who got shot by Dick Cheney got a minor heart attack today. Apparently being shot by a Dick Cheney is like being bitten by a werewolf; you slowly turn into one.

Cheney's Got A Gun

Cheney's Got A Gun
Cheney's Got A Gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did his lawyer do?

Now I can't be the first wizard to have come up with that after reading this story, can I?

Dagor Dagorath

This is old news, but pretty awesome so I'll post it anyway.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

They mention Mithrandir (twice dammit), but forgot about me. Bah. Otherwise, an excellent piece of art.