Microsoft

Now I've been surfing around this web thing quite a bit, and also been to computer shops (a most unpleasant experience). Almost everyone seems to be running a pansy-ass operating system called "Windows", a dumbed-down toy unworthy of use by a wizard like me. I am Curunir! Man of technological craft and skilled devices! I don't need dancing paperclips to tell me what to do!

Windows was made by this corporate entity called "Microsoft" which is in Redmond, where (if my calculations are correct) Mordor used to be. To their credit, they've tried to make their default window manager themed to look multicoloured (always a plus). The downside is, their colour scheme sucks, along with mostly everything else. The worst part is, those idiot computer salesmen seem to be hellbent in pushing Windows down my throat.

The next dumbass who tries to sell me Windows will get vapourised with my staff (yeah I made a new one).

Hello Again World!

It's been ages since I had a body, but after millenia of roaming around as smoky ghost, I've finally rebodied! I guess that means I've atoned for trying to ursurp the evil ring of power, wage war on Rohan, mess up the Shire and trying to gut that little halfling (only to be foiled by his shiny little vest... ugh). But I've totally changed now, I'm not trying to take over the world anymore. Ok, I'm still the occasional asshole, but that's ol' Sharky for you.

That's right, world. Sharky's back. Saruman The Multicoloured. Curunir, master of tech. And what a world it is nowadays. We have horseless carriages, television, and computers! Oh computers, I love them. I've discovered this thing called "Linux" which totally rocks. Right now I'm running on this "distro" called "Ubuntu", which is an ancient African word which means "happy naked people". I think (hey, I have aeons worth of catching up to do).

Now that I've discovered "blogging", I can write stuff and you guys can comment on it. Isn't this neat?